SCHOOL JOKES-SANTA BANTA JOKES

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher: When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.

Student: My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: What is your name?.

Student: My name is Beautiful Red Underwear

Teacher: What kind of a name is this? Don’t joke tell me the right name

Student: My name is Sunderlal Chadda.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August?

Student: A holiday

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.

Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. [1st Rank]

Teacher: There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs. 3 per Kg... Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.